My Stage

ORCHESTRA STEREOTYPES - EXTENDED EDITION

trumpetangst:

THE CONDUCTOR:

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FRONT DESK 1st VIOLINS:

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FRONT DESK 2nd VIOLINS:

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OTHER VIOLINS:

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VIOLAS:

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CELLOS:

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DOUBLE BASSES:

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HARP:

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OBOES:

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#tuning

COR ANGLAIS/ENGLISH HORN:

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FLUTES:

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PICCOLO:

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CLARINETS:

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BASS CLARINET:

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BASSOON:

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CONTRABASSOON:

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(get it because low notes on the contra sound like…)

SAXOPHONES:

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HORNS:

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(another solo?! you shouldn’t have…)

TRUMPETS:

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TROMBONES:

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TUBA:

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TIMPANI:

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PERCUSSION:

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PIANO:

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(edited some of the gifs!)

(via simysaru43)

drdanakatherinescully:

If you haven’t added me on snapchat, you’re missing out.

(via the-annetagonist)

theconsultingtimehunters:

lifeisaponderland:

princehamlette:

caffiend13:

andythanfiction:

It has come to my attention that there are fully legal adults who are not familiar with this, who do not know what to do when they hear it, and indeed, were born after it came out.  

This is unacceptable.

It is irrevocably tattooed into the brain of anyone vaguely associated with Western culture who was old enough to form cognizant memories in the mid 90s.  And yes, we can all do the dance.  I guarantee you Dean Winchester can do the dance.  Bobby can do the dance.  Sherlock can do the dance.  Tony Stark has made sure all his robots can do the dance.  

And all of you over the age of 25 already know what it is before you press play.

I was hoping it wasn’t this.

I PRESSED PLAY AND MY BODY JUST STARTED DOING THE DANCE FROM SHEER MUSCLE MEMORY

I PLAYED 4 SECONDS OF THIS AND MY LITTLE SISTER STOPPED WHAT SHE WAS DOING AND STARTED DANCING, AS DID MY MOTHER THIS IS SOME VOODOO SHIT

THE FIRST TONE AND I JUST START SCREAMING

(via bonesthatrattle)

745,679 plays

the-fault-in-our-youtubers:

the internet summed up in one gif set

(via squirtlesquidsquad)

“I don’t think people love me. They love versions of me I have spun for them, versions of me they have construed in their minds. The easy versions of me, the easy parts of me to love.”
— (via avvfvl)

(Source: wordsthat-speak, via itsacrimescene)

sannapersikka:

John + no (requested by Anonymous)

casinthebunker:

why-not-sabriel:

mishafordinner:

orgasm-donor:

“JENSEN.  JENSEN, I CAN’T SEE!  JEN.  JEEEEEEEEN.  JEN YOU NEED TO HELP ME I CAN’T SEE I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S HAPPENING OH GOD I’M SCARED WHAT IF I’M BLIND AND CAN NEVER SEE AGAIN OH MY GOD OH MY GOD.”
“Jared, you just have some stuff on your face.  Take it off.”
“IT’S DARK, JENSEN.  IT’S DARK AND I DON’T LIKE IT.”
“Jared all you ne—”
“DARK, JENSEN!  DARK.”

“IT WAS LIGHT, BUT NOW IT’S DARK.”

#Can’t we all be normal for ONE DAY


that is an elk you uneducated  fools. Elk does not equal moose

casinthebunker:

why-not-sabriel:

mishafordinner:

orgasm-donor:

“JENSEN.  JENSEN, I CAN’T SEE!  JEN.  JEEEEEEEEN.  JEN YOU NEED TO HELP ME I CAN’T SEE I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S HAPPENING OH GOD I’M SCARED WHAT IF I’M BLIND AND CAN NEVER SEE AGAIN OH MY GOD OH MY GOD.”

“Jared, you just have some stuff on your face.  Take it off.”

“IT’S DARK, JENSEN.  IT’S DARK AND I DON’T LIKE IT.”

“Jared all you ne—”

“DARK, JENSEN!  DARK.

“IT WAS LIGHT, BUT NOW IT’S DARK.”

that is an elk you uneducated fools. Elk does not equal moose

(Source: anythingtomakeyoustay, via pamplemoose)

littleredrin:

people not in CA: ‘september is the start of autumn! it’s so nice, it’s chilly and i can wear sweaters/drink hot beverages while watching the leaves turn red/orange/whatever!’

me:
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(via plutogodofbaking)